*Ziggler comes out to ring and grabs mic*
DZ: Hello, my beloved people, who have gathered today to watch I, Dolph Ziggler, become the #1 contender for the US Title. All that stands in front of me is that tub of lard Big Show. He's probably not even standing, to be honest you can't really tell *chuckles to himself*.
Big Show, come out, roll your way down that ramp and get in this ring so I can make my place as #1 contender official.