Raw results #1 [12/03/12]

*Sheamus's Theme tune hits the speakers and his titantron appears*

*Sheamus appears on the ramp with a mic in his hand*

[Sheamus]
Ladies and gentleman...I would like to take the time to thank you for coming to the first raw under our new company name...IXWF..i am your new General manager...The great white....SHEEEEAMUUSSSS!!!

So tonight...we are going to start off strong with me taking on Batista in a 1 on 1 normal match
Then we are going to follow it up with the fool who tried to pedigree me...Triple H vs Scott hall...I feel they have some tension to sort out after last weeks superstars show...to make the match more interesting we are going to let these two fight in a tables match
We will follow that match with John Cena vs Dolph ziggler in a submission match
And to finish the show tonight we are going to have a title match between our very own viper...randy orton...taking on the worlds largest athlete...the biggg show for the IXWF title
I hope you enjoy what will be a fun packed show


Match Card
*Batistas theme hits the titantron*



*Batista walks to the ring*


Batista: For all of you wandering why I am out here. It's pretty simple, I'm here to thank you RAW's GM Sheamus for hiring me. Sure you all think I'm gonna be whining like last time but I aint, I'm doing it for all of you fans. Now back to buisness.. Sheamus, I don't know why you decided to face me in my first match but I will tell you this, it aint gonna be easy to beat me! I hope all the RAW roster is watching this because after tonight.. I'm going after the IWXF Title and gonna make a big statement.

*Sheamus Theme hit the titantron*

*Sheamus taunts at the top of the ramp*

*Sheamus makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic...He puts it to his mouth*

[Sheamus]
Well Well Well...If it isnt Mr Dave Batista...My very own superstar...Now now now...No need to ass kiss me and thank me for picking you...Not as if your career was going anywhere fellah...And well...If you had gone to smackdown i think you woulda dug yourself right into the abyss...and well them big old muscles wouldnt have been able to drag you out
*Sheamus Smirks to himself*

Now to my next point...I chose you cause well..I dont want to get ring rust...needed an easy opponent to beat tonight and give my ego abit of confidence...You say your going after the IXWF title but hows that going to happen if you cant even win against me...Perhaps your better off going for a mid tier belt like the intercontinental title...Now as i announced earlier..our match is first so lets go
*Sheamus takes off his shirt and gets ready for the bell to ring*


Match 1: Normal Match

Sheamus Vs Batista
Batista wins with a batista bite to sheamus

Match 2: Tables Match

Triple H Vs Scott Hall
Triple H wins by clothes lining scott through a table

*Triple H celebrates as the referee raises his hand*

*Sheamus Theme hits the titantron*

*Sheamus walks out with a mic in hand*

Hey there fellah...Congrats on managing to put scott through a table...I never thought you would have the power to do it...
I didnt believe you had the power to even win a match...Especially after that shock horror of a championship match you lost this past friday on smackdown...especially with my accidental interference to kane

Well...since we are on the topic of championships...and smackdown i have some very important new for you...
*Sheamus walks closer to the ring with a grin on his face*

Next week if you didnt know is going to be raw's very own qualifying matches for the united states championship belt ...where the winners will advance to extreme rules to fight off for the belt...However Mr HHH...Due to your actions last friday on smackdown...and by actions i mean attempting to pedigree me...I have no other choice than to ban you from the qualifying match... Which means...Next week live on raw...your going to have a tough time trying to beat....RANDY ORTON!!!
*Sheamus walks backstage*


**Dolph Ziggler makes his entrance towards the ring then looks towards the stage**





**John Cena comes out old school**
[The crowd goes crazy]




Jerry: Woa! Its old school Cena!
Cole: What?! He cant do that!
Jerry: Why?
Cole: Its.. this... He looks rediculous!
Jerry: Ow shut up Cole..

**John takes a microphone and brings it towards his mouth**



**John Cena starts to rap*

So you said that you are perfection,
therefore sorry for this interception

Well well well.. If it isn't the show off of the IXWF.
Be prepared for tonight, because when this bell rings.. Im not gonna give you a chance to catch the breath.

Oh and that sleeper hold of you.. compared to the STF, is just a piece of shit.
Well Dolph, tonight Im not only gonna kick your ass
I make sure you kiss it.

By the way, what was that what you call yourself again? hashtag heel?
But listen boy, I rather have a happymeal.
Yes, a happymeal! got problems with that, pal?
Just hold on then, untill the ref rings the bell.

[The crowd starts cheering very long and loud]

*laugh* wait wait hold on Ive got more! I got more! *laugh*
So Dolph, tonight your my bait.
Better get this over quick because I have much better things to do.
Such as chasing the title, and Rising.. above the hate.

Oh wait wait, hold on, hold on. I ain't done yet!
So dolph, better hold your girl Vickie or your friends back there.
We dont need anybody to distract the ref.
But either way, Dolph, your gonna end... In the STF.
[Crowd cheers again]

**John drops his microphone and gets ready for the match to start**

Dolph: Haha. Very funny. You think that anyone ACTUALLY finds that funny? We're all laughing out of sympathy, John. Your lyrics are almost as limited as your move-set.

I and everybody here is sick of you John. Everything about you is boring and dull. You know why? You got nothing to show off, Cena. Your time is now? Your time has come and gone and it is now time for the age of perfection and I will prove that right now.


Match 3: Submission match

John Cena Vs Dolph Ziggler

Dolph ziggler wins with a second sleeper hold
Main Event




Match 4: Normal IXWF title match

Orton Vs Big Show
Orton wins by pinfall after an rko to big show to become our new ixwf champ